Grouchy Wooden Animals

Back in summer 2008, I went to a county fair with my uncle, and we came across a wooden art display area. And apparently, there were these wooden animals holding signs that say "GO AWAY". Who on earth would make a wooden sculpture of that? If they were selling these wooden animals with mean signs and somebody bought one, people would think they're like grouches or hermits, or in this case, rude. Take a good look at these wooden mooses and bear and give me your totally honest opinion about them. And tell me if you want to see more of the wooden sculptures.

Tumblr account URLs are so complicated.

There's this blogging website called Tumblr. It's where people...Well, post blogs. And apparently, Tumblr is a popular blogging site nowadays other than Blogger. But unfortunately, in order to get a Tumblr account, not only do you need to type in your E-Mail address and password, you also need to create a URL. And unfortunately, it's kind of complicated to create a URL, at least, for me. Because the URL can only contain letters, numbers, and dashes. I tried all those things to make my Tumblr URL, but it wouldn't work. Somebody told me that you don't have to do all 3 of those things, but unfortunately, Tumblr doesn't play by that rule. And also for some reason, it won't take my password. Every time I type it in and then type my URL, my password somehow ends up erased from the keyword box. What could I be doing wrong?

Is Ray William Johnson for real???

There's this guy on YouTube named Ray William Johnson, and he has his own YouTube series on his channel called "Equals 3", which he does every week on Mondays and Thursdays where he reviews viral videos that are barely that viral. In an "Equals 3" video called "ALL OVER YOUR FACE!", he reviewed a commercial from the 1990s for a toy called Mr. Bucket. And I just have one question. How on earth is a commercial a viral video? I mean, most people post full episodes of TV shows and movie trailers on the internet. Does that make them viral videos? No, they don't. So, believe me when I say that Ray William Johnson is a porcupine-haired dweeb-hole! A TV commercial, no matter what decade it's from, is NOT a viral video! Ray, if you're reading this. One of your "Equals 3" videos is a fail times 5! And yes, I'm talking about the one with the Mr. Bucket commercial. Is this porcupine head for real? BTW, I think he's a virgin.

Shane Dawson and Sport from "Harriet The Spy" look alike?

You know, some people can look like other people. Especially this Internet celebrity by the name of Shane Dawson. Shane Dawson bears a striking resemblance to Gregory Smith's character Sport from the 1996 Nickelodeon movie "Harriet The Spy". Because both of the hair are the same color and same length. Of course, back in the 1990s, that hairstyle was all the rage for boys. And Shane wears his hair in a swoop, and Sport's hair is kind of parted. How come Shane didn't wear his hair like that back in the '90s? But anyway, does Shane Dawson look a lot like Sport from "Harriet The Spy"? You be the judge.

Ask Milly: Meet the cast!

On April 18th, 2011. An 8-year-old Muppet-like girl named Milly started her own Q&A show on her YouTube channel (HeyItsMilly) called "Ask Milly". Milly and her partner Rafi Fine answer questions from people on YouTube, Twitter, and FaceBook. The show takes place in Milly's bedroom. Milly has several stuffed animals piled on her bed. Milly often annoys Rafi in every "Ask Milly" video. She also has a second channel (millysvlog) where she has videos such as "Deleted Questions", and "Channel Surfing". She also has another series on her channel called "Milly Mail" which first aired on Monday, June 13th. She also does videos called "FaceBook Fun".

Milly: She's an 8-year-old (She's 9 now.) Muppet-like girl who has her own Q&A show called "Ask Milly". Milly often annoys and insults Rafi and she is always obsessed with sex. Milly is always noticeable for her long purple hair which is always tied in little yellow ribbons, and she always wears a yellow-striped dress. But nowadays, she wears T-shirts that she got in past "Milly Mail" videos. The first time Milly was shown on YouTube, she had shorter hair and she wore a beige short-sleeved blouse. Milly also has a brother named Billy who appeared in an "Ask Milly" video called "RHINO CYRUS BABIES?!". He was the cameraman. Billy appears in another "Ask Milly" video called "CHEATING BOYFRIEND!", and takes Rafi's place reading the questions. (Of course, it's barely that different because Rafi does the voice of Billy.) At the end of every "Ask Milly" video, Milly often kicks Rafi out of her room. Also, whenever Milly finds out that Rafi can't do a new "Ask Milly" with her, she breaks into his apartment and yells at him. On Monday, July 4th, Milly did her own music video which is a parody of "Whip My Hair" by Willow Smith called "Whip My Tits". Now let me ask you something. Why would a young girl make a music video about whipping her tits back and forth if she doesn't even have tits? That just doesn't make sense. Is this little purple-haired chick for real?

Rafi: Rafi Fine (From TheFineBros channel on YouTube) is Milly's partner in the "Ask Milly" videos. He reads the questions that Milly's fans ask her. Rafi is often insulted by Milly, but Rafi ignores it sometimes. Rafi is always noticeable for his beanie and clothes that look like what kids and teenagers wore in the '90s. Although in the first "Milly Mail" video and Milly's "Whip My Tits" music video, Rafi wore a cow costume. Which is possibly a violation of his religion because Rafi is Jewish, and cows are known to give milk and their flesh is known as beef, which is a type of meat. And Jewish people don't eat meat and dairy at the same time. How crazy is that? And it was also revealed in an "Ask Milly" video that Rafi loves toys even though he's like twenty-something years old. He must also love comic books because he blew off doing a new "Ask Milly" video to go to Comic Con. Is this wimpy Jewish nerd-bag for real?

Nickelodeon magazine might make a comeback?

 

Back in November 2009, a popular kids magazine called Nickelodeon magazine got discontinued for some random reason. But now, because of a YouTube video called "NICKELODEON MAGAZINE FOREVER!", there's a chance the magazine might make a comeback, and that might put a smile on every kid who loves Nickelodeon magazine. All the Nickelodeon magazine company needs is one more letter of recommendation, and Nickelodeon magazine might come back! So for your support on the return of Nickelodeon magazine, please write a letter of recommendation. I think they put the address to their magazine company on the back page of their magazines.